Tuesday, November 19, 2019
10 worst fictional internships of all time
10 worst fictional internships of all time 10 worst fictional internships of all time Hollywood seems to be obsessed with interns lately! From 2015âs Anne Hathaway and Robert De Niro comedy The Intern about a baby boomer starting over in a new career to TV shows like Jane By Design and The Hills showing what its like working in the fashion industry, viewers love watching a plucky newcomer trying to take their first steps up the corporate ladder. Yet, while lots of these fictional internships are shown as fast-paced and glamorous, others are filled with bad bosses, crazy hours, and dangerous job duties.The difference between a good and bad internship carry over to real-life too. While many internships offer valuable first-hand experience getting to know an industry, there are just as many who treat interns as nothing more than unpaid assistants or secretaries. But as much as you may hate spending hours in the mail run or going on constant coffee-runs for youâre coworkers, at lease you can be thankful youâre not interning at any of these offices!From obnoxious man agers to life-threatening demands, hereâs our list of the worst fictional internships that arenât worth the spot on your resume.1. Legally BlondePositive, determined, and creative, Elle Woods has all the traits a student needs to thrive in the ambitious atmosphere of Harvard Law School. Yet even after studying for months to master the LSTAT and beating out her fellow classmates to earn one of the coveted internships at her Professorâs firm, Elleâs repeatedly demeaned and underestimated by everyone around her for her typical âsorority girlâ appearance. Even after gathering a key alibi for the case, Elleâs devastated by the inappropriate behavior of her teacher and boss Professor Callahan who hits on her in his office and says he only hired her for her looks. Even with Callahanâs threats to destroy her entire law career, Elle stood her ground and proved herself during the final trial. What, like itâs hard?2. How to Get Away With MurderYou know youâre in over your h ead when your boss asks you to kill for her. ABCâs suspenseful Shonda Rimes hit How to Get Away With Murder focuses on the life of cut throat law professor and criminal attorney Annalise Keating and the five competitive students she selects to intern with her firm and assist with real-life cases. But after two mysterious murders strike their sleepy college town, the students soon find themselves at the center of a dangerous cover-up and suddenly find that they might be the ones on trial.3. Buffy the Vampire SlayerAnd speaking of How to Get Away with Murder⦠Before he was Annaliseâs go-to hitman/paralegal on the ABC drama, actor Charlie Weber played another down-on-his luck assistant as medical intern Ben on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. On top of the regular demands of being a medical student in a town where people are constantly being injured by demons, poor Ben spent the majority of his life as a host for evil God Glory, causing him to experience constant fits of memory loss and paranoia.Also while weâre on the topic being a Slayer is probably the worst unpaid internship in history. I mean for all the times Buffy saved the world from unspeakable evil youâd think the Watcherâs Council would at least offer her a stipendâ¦4. 30 RockDespite his perpetually cheerful outlook, 30 Rockâs Kenneth has it pretty rough. Even though heâs the longest-lasting employee in the NBC office, Kenneth never advances beyond his role as a page/ office whipping boy. Even after he learns multiple languages and saves the studio from countless disasters , Kenneth is stuck plunging toilets and fetching coffee. As his boss Jack letâs him know, heâs still only worth about âseven dollars.â5. ScrubsFollowing the hectic antics of new doctorâs attempting to navigate life during their first years out of medical school, Scrubs turned tragedy into comedy by having best buds J.D. and Turk attempt to provide treatment while living up to the cost-cutting, strict demands of the bitter Dr. Cox who views all his students as â murderers and assassinsâ intentionally trying to kill the patients theyâre treating. In 2009, the younger cast members even got their own spin off web series appropriately titled Scrubs: Interns which followed former prodigy Sunny and six of her classmates as they attempting to navigate orientation and meet the insane requests of the doctors, nurses, receptionists, and janitors.6. One Tree HillWBâs smash soap One Tree Hill definitely gave its preteen audience some unrealistic expectations for their first pos t-high school careers. But while most of the Tree Hill High grads were off being NBA players, millionaire fashion designers, and international rock stars all before the age of 24, moody cheerleader Peyton Sawyer wasnât quite so lucky. After moving across the country to intern at a Hollywood Record Label, Peyton spends more than a year fetching coffee for cruel executives who frequently remind her that sheâs âthe assistant to the assistant.â Despite her passion for music, Peytonâs recording suggestions are constantly ignored and sheâs even pressured by her smarmy boss to âundo a button on her blouseâ in order to allowed into an important brainstorm session.7. The InternIn the world of fictional internships, no industry is more brutal and demanding than high fashion. Six years before Meryl Streep shamed all our taste in sweaters in The Devil Wears Prada, Joan Rivers played the part of a vicious fashion magazine editor in the rom-com The Intern. But while Merylâs ice queen character eventually softens by the end of the film, Rivers abuse of poor employees relentless. From granting a new mother a single day of maternity to leave to putting the models on a diet of âtwo apples per day,â this job is anything but glamorous.8. Gilmore GirlsA peace offering from her boyfriendâs newspaper magnate father after being told she âwasnât good enoughâ to marry into the Huntzberger family, Rory Gilmoreâs internship at the Stanford Eagle Gazette was cursed from the start. Despite running through the news room passing out copies and trailing senior reporters, her best efforts just werenât enough for Mitchum and after only two weeks in the role he sat her down and delivered the devastating blow that Rory just didnât have what it takes to make it in journalism. While, Roryâs reaction to this critique was definitely overdramatic (aka stealing a yacht and dropping out of Yale) Mitchum was way too judgmental to ever be her mentor in the first place .9. Greyâs AnatomyGreyâs Anatomy, the incredibly long-running primetime medical soap has spent 14 seasons chronicling the personal and professional lives of a group of first-year medical interns and residency surgeons at the fictional Seattle Grace Hospital. These interns are under constant stress between the frequent backlash and competition from their superiors and having to regularly perform risky, fact-paced operations at a momentâs notice. With all the backstabbing, coworker romances, and an alarming number of life-threatening illnesses doctors, even the benefit of getting to stare at McDreamy all day isnât worth all the drama.10. Welcome to Night ValeIf thereâs one lesson listeners can learn from supernatural comedy podcast Welcome to Night Vale, itâs that radio is a strange and dangerous business. With an unofficial death toll of 16 (although 3 are technically just missing) the rate of turnover for Night Vale Community Radio is higher than the giant, translucent-s kinned worms staking out the community college. While Night Valeâs internship program does offer exciting real-world broadcasting experiences including attending press conferences, investigative reporting, singing sea shanty to ants, and organizing tape archives, the gruesome risks arenât worth the trouble. Even if you manage to ignore the shockingly high mortality rate you may end up like Intern Maureen and be forced to edit Cecilâs Jaws fan fiction. Truly, a fate worse than death.This article was originally posted on Kununu.com.
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